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05:59 pm: And for the Star Trek Voyager Fans
Title: Play Time
Author: Maxine
Pairing: C/P
Rating: NC-17
PWP: Just Tom playing with Cha.
Disclaimer: Paramount owns them, I just let them out for some air.

An oldie but a favorite of mine

05:41 pm: For the Harry Potter fans
Title: Who Shall Gnaw Thee First
Author: Maxine
Rating: R
Pairing: RL/SS
Feedback: seagek@yahoo.com
Beta: Polly Bywater and Nienna Ciryatan



Summary: After a three-year absence, Remus Lupin returns to Hogwarts a different person.

This was written for the "Master and the Wolf" FQF http://chance.slashcity.net/masterandthewolf/index2.html

Challenge 21) Where are the lycanthropes/werewolves from, how were they created? They were wise and powerful creatures once, not dark, dangerous and hated. It was so long ago everybody forgot this. Remus comes back to Hogwarts as a changed man, what happened? How will Snape react?

Author's note: I always felt this was a bit rushed and meant to 'slow it down', yet never got around to doing it.

Who Shall Gnaw Thee First

03:08 am: For The X-Files fans
I'd forgotten to post this




Title: John Doggett's Christmas Tale
Author(s): Maxine
Rating: Grown-Ups
Pairing: Sk/K, Sk/K/D
Feedback: If you desire, seageak@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: Chris Carter owns the characters portrayed and implied here, I own nothing. I have four children they got it all. This was written purely for entertainment purposes, no monies exchanged hands.

Summary: John Doggett receives a Christmas gift

John's Tale

12:26 pm: Slash brain!
This morning I was having breakfast at a 'local eatery' when the hostess seated three people across the aisle from me. Now, I've never been one to 'stare at' or 'loom over' people in restaurants, however, these three people were 'unique' or at least that's what my brian said.

These three people were all male - in and of itself nothing unusual - two sat next to each other in the booth and the other sat across from them. At first appearances were, umm, normal(?) until I began watching body language and when that happened my imagination ran away with itself.

Scenario: Personal ad: Gay couple, looking to add a third for regular play, must be willing to submit to one or both persons. We'd like to meet in neutral setting to get to know applicant. Possible scene played afterward. Respond to watcherofchaos @ insanedomain dot com.

I swear number one of the "couple" kept looking shyly at number two before speaking - I KNOW the other would give a brief nod just prior to number one injecting anything into the conversation. And once, number two tapped number one on the leg and he immediately stopped speaking. Male alone across the table asked a lot of questions, mainly about what the couple did "for fun".

Honestly, I had to get the hell out of B.E. before I started taking notes! I scared myself! I believe the muse has truly returned! Now let's see if I can get her to allow me to put thoughts to document!

09:47 am: Dumb things...
people say.

02:14 pm: Just another day
Each month I receive a shipment from a company in Texas, a natural supplement to help ease the symptoms of menopause. This month, however, when I received my delivery and opened the box I found something other than my little white bottle. Inside the box was instead a smaller box, gold and black, in bold black letters the words 'MEN'S MASTER-MULTI" dietary supplement. *snicker*
Now, around the family I just quirked an eyebrow and asked Mr House if he had decided it was time to get serious about health issues. umm Nope. As I sat here just now and typed those words "MEN'S MASTER-MULTI" well, the mind just took off ----> ZOOM. However, the original thought was, "I wonder if they're saying that herbs and vitamins that are helping to men can also aid in the onset of menopause."

Oh nevermind, it was funnier to myself, I guess. Have a great day!

09:27 am: DMV
I can't help but wonder if one of the major requirements for working at the Department of Motor Vehicle is to be an S.O.B.. I have to tell you after the last twenty-four hours I am completely convinced that, at least in two states, DMV employees were issued "Be ad f**king rude as you can possibly be and you'll get a bonus" memo.

Is it just in the "Empire State" and "First in Flight" states or can we count the other forty-eight in this request to cause someone to "go postal" and if so can we change that saying to "go DMV"?